Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Uh oh, we had better stop otherwise this forum member might just quit after being a valued contributor for so long. My 15 month old just looked up to me and asked "why are you so mean to an effective JW activist who's only trying to fight the real villains in the Watchtower? He apologised to his wife, that should be the end of it Mummy. I don't want you to be criminally sued and sent to jail! "

Report back to Boss Hogg that your mission has been successful in taking a stand against the defamation and don't forget to renew your Patreon contribution at the end of the month.

Sincerely,

The Cedars-Bashing Cowardly Anonymous Trolls (CBCAT)

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

What? That makes no sense... How about: Maybe if they take thinks too far...

He sang something after “we’ll just get inside our…” but I couldn’t make it out and the clip ended right after.

Might as well give lyric interpretation a go since I’m here…

The part “drive down to Paris” seems to indicate he was in a northerly position in relation to that particular city…. As in he was in the UK when he wrote this. In Croatia it would be “drive up to Paris”.

Since he said he hadn’t picked up a guitar in ages and this was an original song, this is probably one he wrote on his UK JW days. Might have written it for one of his sexting partners who payed the piano.

The lyrical content indicates a bond between him and the piano player and a desire to run off together. Kind of a lost love or unrequited love type of theme.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

He did actually...

Three videos, one from him. Basically a coffee shop style ballad. The lyrics are as follows:

You play piano, I'll strum the guitar

We'll start a jazz band and we'll play in every bar

You'll do the singing, I'll do the dancing

And if you hear us I am sure we'll go far

And if you drive me down to Paris,

I'll try not to embarrass you too much

We'll play in all the restaurants if they don't pay us

I guess we'll have to busk

Someone never knows our names

We can play all just the same

Maybe if they take things too far

We'll just get inside our .....

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

is he he divorced or separated now?

When he got caught trying to sneak onto a London speed dating site and poach attendees, he angrily confessed that they have been separated since he moved out in late March of last year. He lives in Zagreb and she still lives in SIsak. He used language to indicate it was a trial separation to gauge how/if both of them could live as single people.

As usual, no peep out of her and the only account of this is right out of Boss Hogg's mouth. So take that information with caution.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

he’s doing it to have a better single life more like it. All of the things he’s doing sounds like they’re just ways to make himself look more valuable to women.

I was thinking the same thing. As someone who can play guitar, it’s bad practice to rehearse after years of inactivity for a public gig exactly one day before. It’s all about the show and the fact that he’s brave enough to go up there with a guitar and play. He’ll probably make about a dozen disclaimers beforehand that he hasn’t played in years so as to diminish expectations. If he were serious about getting back into playing he would have started practicing months ago.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Interesting. He said he hasn’t picked up a guitar in ages, his open mic night had a no covers rule, so these would have to be Lloyd Evans originals from 6…7…..10 years ago?

I hope he posts a video of his gig on the Random Cedars channel or something. I bet he recycled the We Are The Slave and the Good Things/Bad Things songs and retooled them with new lyrics.

I totally want him to sing about defamation, being betrayed by a friend or how the world does not understand him.

Though I do doubt he’ll post the video because he knows he’ll be mocked and people will make GIFs out of it.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Can’t wait for people to find out that the organizer of speed network unapologetically said he couldn’t control his penis.

Everyone else has secular jobs we can list as our occupation if we chose to show up at a networking event. He’ll likely use his boilerplate “writer and filmmaker”, but the sheer presumptuousness of that claim only leads to more scrutiny of his credentials. The only real “film” he was ever involved with was The Truth About The Truth documentary. He was removed as writer, producer and interviewer/interviewee as a result of his actions in Thailand and that is all easily sourced. All the rest of his “films” are extended YouTube videos that have no other release. As for his books, one was an 800 page brick about masturbating in showers and humping Christmas trees and the other one was a long forgotten self help book that even he doesn’t promote anymore. He’s completely ruined his branding and name and still doesn’t get it. All this information that is out about him is easily accessible to colleagues, friends and potential dates. And if it is not immediately apparent, it will eventually all come out.

Which is why he’s so quick to brand it all as lies and slander people as defendants in a criminal suit. I’d love to hear him explain to a confused date that all these people are just out to get him out of spite and jealousy.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Enjoy the scuba, Coach!

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

How much are you betting that one of the two “musicians” is him? They have to be original music and not covers, so it can’t be his rendition of “Life Without End At Last”. Also his originals about the governing body and good things/bad things happening in “the Truth” aren’t going to go over well.

This last year provided a lot of subject matter. Dysfunctional relationships and destructive behaviour can lead to great songs. Just listen to Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours.

Suggested song titles:

I Still Love You Baby (Despite Your Faults) - A Stephen Stills type balled in the vein of “Love the One You’re With”

Those Haircuts Won’t Pay For Themselves (this one needs to be a country western song)

Pa Tong Woman (inspired by The Doors LA Woman)

The Patreon Blues

Ladyboy Lucy - something out of the Britpop style - Think Oasis or Radiohead.

Event planners tend to be younger and attractive women who can get people in on their looks and charm alone. Not a 43 year old neckbeard who has very limited knowledge and fluency of the local language. If he hopes to ever be paid for this, then this is really not happening for him. If a club lets someone like Lloyd Evans in, it isn’t a club worth going to.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

On a side note Croatia just switched to euro
We can expect Lloyd to complain about it soon

He absolutely went batshit when Brexit passed. The £ went briefly into freefall and he related that he had accounts in Croatian Kuna and GBP. He was going off about how the British voters had cost him a lot of money and was thinking about taking the loss and converting his savings to a Euro account.

He even penned a a long and rambling blog chock full of logical fallacies about the need for a Brexit re-vote. In that article he even admitted that though he was eligible, he didn’t even vote!

Even people who were trying to calm him down with comments telling him to relax, the £ will rebound, he angrily blocked them.

Don’t mess with this man and his money. No one was brave enough to openly wonder why he had such a significant savings account to even be affected by the Brexit financial panic.